Place donation fanned out in clear view on table before session starts.
When you arrive please take a quick shower or wash your hands before session begins.
If you smoke, Maggie would greatly appreciate refraining from smoking prior to appointment.
I am so sick and tired of men who show disrespect towards me when they no show. It's rude. It's immature. It's not nice. It IS WRONG! I have ZERO tolerance when it comes to men wasting my time. How the fuck do you think you would feel if your boss decided to not pay you for a days work, a weeks work, an entire month? The shit I have to deal with ........ really, do any of you actually stop to think? It's called financial rape. From now on I will require a major cc. This way if you no show, your card will be charged the FULL amount of scheduled time. This includes add ons. If you cancel giving less than 24 hrs notice FULL amount is charged. Your card will be charged $200 if you cancel giving 24 hrs notice on sessions up to 2 hrs. $300 on 2.5 - 3 hrs. All day excursion 50%. Maybe now only the real serious ones who want to be in my presence and experience my work will schedule.
No matter what you do for a living, no matter who you are, how little or how much money you make, a loss is a loss. And weather you like it or not, women who are in this business, (Yes IT IS A BUSINESS-weather they do just a body rub, tantric massage or even an escort) they most definitely should be compensated for the missed time when you, the client, lacks making up for the lost time. You may not like it when you have to pay the bank late fees, or your doctor for cancel fees, but you have a problem making right your dues when you schedule time with us?! Women provide you much more value than any bank or doctor. The very least you can do is make GOOD on your time with Maggie or ANY provider you spend time with. If you are reading this and have been guilty of this, send Maggie and/or the other provider that missed dues. If we cancel on you, we do not owe you. Just like your doctor doesn't owe you.
Show courtesy by calling Maggie if you are running early or behind. If you are running late and Maggie has the time to provide you what you scheduled she will.
Do not request or make demands of “more” services. They will be disregarded. Individuals who are time wasters will be listed on a National Black list forum. Ones who don't answer Maggie's questions, answer one and not another by going back and forth with email tag, expect more than what she offers, attempt to lure her into doing things she says no. No means NO.
DO NOT POST REVIEWS ANYWHERE. The next sentence is to be taken seriously: Maggie does not give you permission to post any review anywhere on the internet, nor discuss what goes on in any session with anyone, including other providers. Do you know what Spiritual rape means? Do you know what going against someones will means? Do NOT post reviews anywhere means exactly that. What happens in a session is sacred....always. If you want to speak about what you received, speak about the effects it has had on you. Not details of session. If you chose to go against those wishes ......... Have you heard of Karma?
This is sad to say but true. Here is an example of immaturity from a male client.
Him: I just saw your ad again today. What a great photo of you in pink thingy!
Me: Isn't it hot! I love that one and the one on home page. Very sexy
Him: Hot is right! Plus you have the body to pull it off!! Super sexy! I like the nude ones you posted on your old site also :)
Me: Yes they were nice. Can't do that on this site. Going to be in my area anytime soon? Would be nice to see you again.
Him: I think I saved some of those on my phone. LOL it would be nice for me run my hands all over your sexy body again. Do you still have that other site?
Him: You didn't like that I said I would love to rub my hands all over your body again, did you?
About 15-20 minutes go by and this individual responds with "sorry and yes, I'll be in your area soon. Would love to visit with you."
Me: Apology accepted okay
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